Haizaphobia

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Getting so mad you want to punch the person who put pineapple on pizza.
I saw a pineapple pizza and my face turned red.
My cousin dared me to eat it and I almost cried.
I threw my phone at the delivery guy.
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When you see pineapple on pizza and your soul dies.
I stared at that pizza like it was the last piece of cake in the world.
I felt like I was watching my best friend get hit by a bus.
I cried in the shower for 10 minutes.
3
The hate you feel when pineapple and pizza are together like a cursed couple.
That pizza looked like a horror movie.
I told my friend it was a crime against food.
I threw a fit in the middle of the grocery store.
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