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A girl who talks your ear off about how cool your life is but keeps her closet shut tighter than a fat kid’s pants. She’ll spend all your money on shiny clothes and then laugh at you.

'You’re the best friend ever!' she says, while I’m drowning in debt.

'I’ll be rich someday!' she yells, as I’m buying her new shoes.

She’s got a closet full of clothes, and I’ve got a closet full of problems.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A girl who’s all about your happiness, until she drops a credit card on your face and says you’re now her shopping buddy for life.

'I’m buying you new clothes!' she says, while I’m buying her new clothes.

She’s got the closet, I’ve got the debt.

She’s the best friend ever… until the bill arrives.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A girl who says she’ll never spend money on herself, then spends all your cash on pretty clothes and laughs in your face.

'I just need one more dress!' she says, as I’m paying for it.

She’s got the closet, I’ve got the hangover from the shopping spree.

She’s rich, I’m broke, and I’m still her best friend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago