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The ultimate man magnet. He gets all the women but only loves one. He talks tough but is actually a softie with a heart of gold.
He walked into the bar and every woman turned around. He just smiled and said, 'I'm here for her.'
He bragged about his 10 girlfriends, but only asked about his main one.
He fought three guys for her, then gave her a hug and said, 'You're my favorite.'
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The man who gets all the action but only wants one. He's rough on the outside but sweet as pie on the inside.
He slept with half the school, but only came to see her at lunch.
He said, 'I don't need no one else,' but still flirted with the whole class.
He punched a guy for stealing her lunch, then gave her a kiss.
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The king of the ladies, but only one is his queen. He's tough, but his heart is weak for her.
He beat up his best friend for talking to her, then asked her to prom.
He said, 'I don't need no one else,' but still texted her all day.
He wore a cape to school for her, then tripped and fell in front of everyone.
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