Haiwee

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A Native American girl or a girl with parents who think they’re cool. She’s decent at cooking but will burn down the kitchen if you don’t let her finish her thoughts. She’ll fight for her friends and family but trips over her own feet when someone says hello.
My cousin Haiwee tried to make a cake and ended up with a fire in the oven. Classic.
She stood up for me when the bullies laughed at my haircut. Then she tripped over her own shoe.
Haiwee said, ‘I don’t care if you’re all hippies, I’m still the best pie maker here.’ Then she dropped the pie on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who looks like she’s from the woods or her parents are too high to remember their own names. She’s good with food, but she’s also the reason the microwave has a burn mark. She’s loyal to her friends and family but turns red when someone talks to her.
Haiwee tried to make a pizza and forgot to put the cheese on. Then she cried in the microwave.
She saved my life from the school bully, then ran out of the room because someone asked her a question.
Haiwee said, ‘I don’t care if you’re all cool, I’m still the best at pastries.’ Then she dropped the pastry on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Native American girl or a girl who thinks her parents are magical. She can make a decent snack, but she’s also the reason the oven looks like a war zone. She’ll fight for her people but gets flustered if someone waves at her.
Haiwee tried to make cookies and ended up with a cookie monster in the oven. The fire department came.
She stood up for me when the bullies laughed at my shirt. Then she fell over.
Haiwee said, ‘I may be awkward, but I’m still the best baker here.’ Then she dropped the cake on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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