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Only your brothers can touch you. Everyone else gets slapped.
My cousin tried to hug me. I hit him. He's still mad.
I saw my brother's friend talking to me. I told him to leave.
My sister said I was being rude. I told her to shut up.
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You’re only cool if you’re with your brothers. Everyone else is trash.
My friend came over. I told him he was a loser.
My cousin didn’t invite me. I called him a f***ing idiot.
My brother’s friend tried to talk to me. I said he was a nobody.
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You don’t even count unless you’re with your brothers. Everyone else is f***ed.
My brother’s friend asked me a question. I said I didn’t care.
I was at the park alone. My brother said I was weak.
My sister tried to hang out with me. I said she was a f***ing loser.
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You’re only a man if you’re with your brothers. Everyone else is a baby.
My brother’s friend said I was a baby. I hit him.
I was playing video games alone. My brother said I was a f***ing baby.
My sister tried to help me. I told her she was a baby too.
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You’re only respected if you’re with your brothers. Everyone else is a joke.
My brother’s friend laughed at me. I told him he was a joke.
I got in trouble alone. My brother said I was a joke.
My sister tried to save me. I said she was a joke too.
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You’re only tough if you’re with your brothers. Everyone else is a f***ing wimp.
My brother’s friend said I was a wimp. I kicked him.
I was being bullied alone. My brother said I was a wimp.
My sister tried to protect me. I said she was a wimp too.
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