Haitianing

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Haitianing is when you get completely roasted by life and the only way to survive is to forget it all, like a psychic eraser did it.
Man, my ex broke my heart and my bank account. I had to Haitian it. No more memories, no more pain.
I got fired, got my car repossessed, and my dog left me. I Haitianed it. I wish I had a memory eraser.
My whole family got sick, my dog died, and my ex texted me. I Haitianed it. I’m like a ghost now.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian is someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They’re like a spicy mix of Africans, Europeans, and whatever else got tossed in. They eat like kings, dance like they’re in a love letter, and they’re all educated and rich, except for the poor ones who do voodoo.
My cousin is Haitian. She’s got a PhD, a nice car, and she dances like she’s in a rom-com.
My brother’s Haitian. He speaks Creole, eats beans and rice like it’s a religion, and he’s got a voodoo priest for a friend.
My friend’s Haitian. She’s rich, educated, and her family eats plantains like they’re gold.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A half-Haitian is someone who’s only a little bit Haitian. Like they got the good parts but not the full flavor.
I’m half-Haitian. I got the good looks, the smart brain, but not the full Creole spice.
My friend is half-Haitian. She got the culture, but not the voodoo.
My brother’s half-Haitian. He got the food, the language, but not the full family drama.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian is someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They don’t eat cats, they didn’t come on boats, and they’re not part of the Zo Pound.
My friend says he’s Haitian. He didn’t come on a boat. He just got a visa.
My cousin’s Haitian. She didn’t eat a cat. She’s got a dog and a life.
I’m Haitian. I didn’t come on a boat. I flew first class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Haitian is a mute guy on a show. He can erase memories, stop powers, and boost them too. He’s the silent assassin of the hero world.
The Haitian erased my memory. I forgot my ex, my job, and my life. He’s a hero killer.
The Haitian stopped my powers. I couldn’t even fly. He’s like a hero’s nightmare.
The Haitian boosted my powers. I flew, I exploded, and I got a new life. He’s a hero’s best friend.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian is a tight person. They don’t waste time or money. They’re like a savings account with a side of attitude.
My friend is a tight Haitian. He only spends on food and music.
My cousin’s Haitian. She’s tight, but she’s got a heart of gold.
My brother’s Haitian. He’s tight, but he’s got a voodoo priest for backup.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian is someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They’re near the Dominican Republic and they’re like chill people who know how to party.
My friend is Haitian. She’s chill, eats good food, and throws bangin’ carnivals.
My cousin’s Haitian. She dances like it’s her full-time job.
My brother’s Haitian. He’s chill, eats good food, and knows how to party like a king.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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