HAITIAN STIR FRY

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Getting pounded like a meatball and then a mop handle gets jammed up your butt like it’s a subway car.

My cousin got HAITIAN STIR FRY after a street fight and still smells like mop water.

That kid tried to steal my lunch and now he’s got HAITIAN STIR FRY.

I got HAITIAN STIR FRY because I said his mom was ugly.

When you’re being beaten to a pulp and then someone sticks a mop handle up your backside like it’s a new fashion trend.

I got HAITIAN STIR FRY for talking trash about my neighbor’s dog.

My brother got HAITIAN STIR FRY because he took my last slice of pizza.

That guy called my grandma fat and now he’s got HAITIAN STIR FRY.

Getting the living daylights beat out of you and then getting a mop handle inserted into your rear end like it’s a holiday.

I got HAITIAN STIR FRY after I failed my math test and called the teacher a donkey.

My friend got HAITIAN STIR FRY because he took my sneaker.

That kid got HAITIAN STIR FRY for stealing my snack during lunch.