Haitian Stacking

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When stuff like boxes, shelves, and cases are piled on top of each other like a drunk man trying to build a house in a earthquake. It’s fine until something wiggles and everything crashes like a fat kid in a candy store.

My cousin stacked 10 boxes on a chair in the hallway. It looked like a tower of doom. Then the mailman walked by and it all fell like a bad decision.

I put my books on a wobbly table. The table was like a drunk man. The books fell like I failed a test.

My mom stacked all the cereal boxes in the kitchen. It looked like a war zone. Then the dog walked by and it all collapsed like a bad relationship.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Putting stuff on top of each other like a drunk kid in a math class. It’s stable until something moves, and everything goes flying like a punchline to a joke no one asked for.

My brother stacked all the pizza boxes in the living room. It looked like a tower of shame. Then the cat jumped on it and it all fell like a failed project.

I stacked my shoes on the bed. It was a shoe mountain. Then my dad walked in and it all collapsed like a bad habit.

My sister stacked her books on the desk. It looked like a book pyramid. Then the fan turned on and it all fell like a bad grade.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you put stuff on top of each other like a kid who thinks gravity is a suggestion. It’s stable until something happens, and everything goes flying like a curse from a bad movie.

My uncle stacked all the TVs on a table. It looked like a TV mountain. Then he sneezed and it all fell like a bad movie ending.

I stacked my clothes on the chair. It looked like a fashion disaster. Then my mom walked in and it all collapsed like a bad decision.

My friend stacked his snacks on the desk. It looked like a snack tower. Then the dog walked by and it all fell like a snack apocalypse.

by Slangipedia 12d ago