haitian pig

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A human trash can that eats every single snack the school throws at it, like it's getting paid to be a snack vampire.

The bagels? Eaten. The Graham crackers? Gone. The tortilla chips? Just a memory now.

The snack bin is empty. The haitian pig is full. The teachers are confused.

The school administration thought they were being nice. The haitian pig thought it was being fed.

A monster that shows up in the breakroom and eats every cheap snack like it's the last meal on Earth.

Store brand chips? Crumbs. Betty Crocker whip? A distant memory. Thomas' bagels? Just a snack for the pig.

The snack bin is half empty. The haitian pig is full. The teachers are questioning their life choices.

The breakroom is now a pig pen. The snacks are just a side dish.

A snack-eating beast that shows up during 3rd period and eats everything in sight, like it's on a mission from the snack gods.

The Graham crackers? Gone. The tortilla chips? Eaten. The bagels? Just a snack for the pig.

The school administration thinks they're being appreciated. The haitian pig thinks it's being fed.

The breakroom is now a pig cave. The snacks are just a snack.