haitian packing

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when you and your friends cram so many people into a car it feels like a sausage link. 8 people in a four seater, 10 in a SUV, and you wonder why the car smells like a gym after a wrestling match.
My cousin tried to fit 9 people in a sedan and now the car’s stuck in the ditch like a drunk shrimp.
My aunt packed 12 people in a minivan and the roof started leaking like a broken faucet.
I tried to fit 5 people in a compact car and now I can’t breathe and I smell like my cousin’s armpit.
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the act of shoving more people into a vehicle than God intended. 20 in a minivan, 150 in a raft, and it’s like the Haitians are trying to escape a flaming toilet and not a country.
My uncle tried to fit 22 people in a van and now it’s like a mosh pit on wheels.
I saw a boat with 100 people trying to get to Florida and it looked like a floating meatball.
My cousin packed 50 people into a raft and it sank like a bad decision.
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