Haitian Humpback

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A "Haitian Humpback" is when two guys blow each other in a car like it"s the last day on Earth. If the windows are tinted, it"s just a regular hump.
I did a Haitian Humpback in my mom"s Honda Civic and got caught by the neighbor.
My cousin did a Haitian Humpback in a taxi and the driver laughed the whole way home.
I tried a Haitian Humpback in a minivan and it felt like a family reunion.
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A "Haitian Humpback" is when two dudes hit it and quit it in a car like they"re doing the cha-cha. If the windows are clear, it"s a real hump. If not, it"s just a hump.
I did a Haitian Humpback in a 1998 Ford Taurus and my pants were soaked.
My brother did a Haitian Humpback in a limo and it cost him $100.
I tried a Haitian Humpback in a Tesla and it had a silent alarm.
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A "Haitian Humpback" is when two guys do a dance of love in a car and it"s like a carwash but with cum. It has to be in a car with clear windows or it"s just a regular hump.
I did a Haitian Humpback in a Buick and the car smelled like a gym.
My friend did a Haitian Humpback in a van and got stuck in traffic for an hour.
I tried a Haitian Humpback in a Jeep and the engine revved like it was mad.
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