Haitian Handful

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A Haitian Handful is when you blow load into someone's hands like they’re a kid who just asked for a snack, and then you both drink it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My cousin poured his jizz into my hands like I was his personal juice bar.
She grabbed my hands and said, 'You’re gonna drink this, no questions.'
He threw his cum in my hands and said, 'This is your breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian Handful is when you spit your jizz into someone’s hands like they’re a trash can, and then you both chug it like it’s a fire hazard.
He cummed in my hands like I was his new favorite toilet.
She dumped her jizz in my hands and said, 'Drink it or I’ll dump it on your head.'
He threw his load in my hands and said, 'This is your new drink.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian Handful is when you shoot your cum into someone’s hands like it’s a snack, and then you both eat it like it’s the best thing ever.
He jizzed in my hands like I was his new favorite snack bar.
She said, 'You’re gonna eat this, no matter what.'
He poured his cum in my hands and said, 'This is your new favorite treat.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian Handful is when you drop your jizz into someone’s hands like it’s a gift, and then you both drink it like it’s a holy water.
He gave me his jizz like it was a birthday present.
She said, 'Drink it or I’ll make you drink it.'
He dumped his cum in my hands and said, 'This is your new drink.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian Handful is when you dump your cum into someone’s hands like it’s a surprise, and then you both chug it like it’s a new addiction.
He dumped his cum in my hands like it was a surprise party.
She said, 'Drink this or I’ll make you drink it.'
He jizzed in my hands and said, 'This is your new drink.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian Handful is when you pour your jizz into someone’s hands like it’s a drink, and then you both sip it like it’s a luxury.
He poured his cum in my hands like it was a fancy drink.
She said, 'Drink this or I’ll make you drink it.'
He jizzed in my hands and said, 'This is your new drink.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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