haitian food

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Haitian food looks like it came from a trash can. It smells like a dead raccoon. You eat it and your guts scream for mercy.

My cousin tried it and threw up in my mom's car.

I ate it once and cried like a baby.

My dog turned his nose up at it and walked away.

Haitian food is like eating a whole week's worth of bad decisions. You get it and you regret it instantly.

I ate it and felt like I had swallowed a brick.

My friend tried it and said it was like eating a fart.

I took one bite and vowed never to eat again.

Haitian food is the reason you have a second job. It’s so bad it makes you want to punch the chef.

I ate it and got a stomach ache that lasted all day.

My teacher made us eat it and we all failed math.

I took a bite and thought I was going to die.