haitian-creole

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A Haitian or someone with Haitian blood who also has some Creole vibes or maybe even some French Louisiana nonsense in their family tree. They’re like a confused mutt with a fancy title.
My cousin is Haitian-Creole, but he thinks he’s a Frenchman. I don’t even know what he is anymore.
My mom said I’m Haitian-Creole, but I just think I’m a mess.
My teacher is Haitian-Creole, and she yells at the board like it owes her money.
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A statue of a thinking man who’s got Asian, Creole, and Haitian nonsense thrown at him by people who think they’re important. It’s like a statue with a complex.
That Thinking Man Statue is just a guy who got tired of being yelled at by Asians, Creoles, and Haitians.
The Thinking Man Statue is basically a guy who got stabbed by all three groups and still tried to think.
That statue looks like it’s about to cry because of all the nonsense.
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When a thinking man gets his brain smashed by Asians, Creoles, and Haitians who think they’re the most important people in the world. It’s like the statue got an F in life.
The Thinking Man Statue got an F because he was too busy thinking about life to notice the nonsense.
That statue was once a normal man, but now he’s just a broken statue with a brain full of nonsense.
The Thinking Man Statue is like a guy who got hit by a truck, a hurricane, and a curse all at the same time.
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