Haitian clam bake

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Sticking your face in a lady's crotch while she's taking a poop and calling it a gourmet meal; the girl version of a blumpkin who eats dirt for fun.
She said I was having a gourmet dinner. I said it was a disaster.
He tried to eat her poop and she called the cops.
I told my friend I was having a clam bake and he said I was crazy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy licks a woman’s butt hole while she’s on the toilet and thinks it’s a fancy party; the female version of a man who eats out of a trash can.
He said it was a fancy party. I said it was a prison riot.
She told me I was eating her poop and I said it was a delicacy.
My cousin tried that and now he's famous for being a poop connoisseur.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Scooping out a woman’s poop with your hands and eating it like it’s lobster; the girl version of a man who eats dirt and calls it a five-star meal.
She told me I was eating her poop and I said it was a five-star meal.
He took a scoop of her poop and called it lobster. I called him a poop connoisseur.
I told my mom I was having a clam bake and she said I was insane.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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