Haiti pack

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smoking Haiti like it's the last cigarette and blowing Haiti's people out with a earthquake so hard it feels like God is giving them a wedgie
I lit up like a firecracker and shook the island like a madman
The smoke was so thick, the Haitians couldn't see their own faces
The earthquake hit so hard, the ground started doing the cha-cha
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taking a drag so deep it feels like your lungs are in Haiti, then cussing the sky and making the ground shake like a toddler with a sugar rush
I inhaled so hard, I probably made the moon blush
The ground shook like it had a bad case of the hiccups
The Haitians were so shocked, they forgot how to breathe
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chewing tobacco so hard it looks like you're trying to eat the whole country, and then the earthquake hits and the Haitians get tossed like confetti at a wedding
I嚼ed so much tobacco, my face turned green
The earthquake came in like a wrecking ball at a party
The Haitians were flying everywhere like they were on a rollercoaster
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