Haiti Dildo

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A dildo that screams like a dying goat and shakes your house like it’s being hit by a drunk man with a sledgehammer. Everyone in the neighborhood might feel it too.
My mom thought the house was on fire.
My neighbor called the cops.
My dog ran out of the house like it was being chased by demons.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This dildo is so wild it sounds like a toilet clogged up with a raccoon and feels like your house is being tossed into a blender.
I thought my roof was going to fly off.
My sister thought she was in a war zone.
My cat tried to escape through the window.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dildo that makes your house scream and shake like it just got kicked by a giant with a sore foot. Your whole block might get a free show.
My neighbor’s dog started howling like it was dying.
My brother thought the apocalypse had started.
My mom called the fire department.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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