HAITI

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A country next to the Dominican Republic. It’s on an island. French is spoken. It’s full of black people. And they’re not the nice kind.
Haiti is like the Dominican Republic’s annoying cousin. Same island, different problems.
I hate Haiti. It’s like a bad hair day for the whole country.
Haiti is full of black people who are tired of being called the ‘poor cousin’ of the Caribbean.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s on the island of Hispaniola. French and Creole are spoken. It’s not all black people. Some are lighter. Some are even white.
Haiti is like a rainbow, but the colors are all angry at each other.
I thought Haiti was only black people. Then I met a white Haitian. It was weird.
Some Haitians are white. Some are mulatto. Some are black. All of them are mad at each other.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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An island that got hit by a big earthquake. So big it felt like God was throwing a tantrum.
That earthquake in Haiti was like God screamed and the ground shook.
The earthquake in Haiti was so bad it made the Dominican Republic look good.
Haiti got hit by an earthquake so strong it made the moon look nervous.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haiti was destroyed in 2010 by an earthquake. It was like the universe hit it with a big stick.
The earthquake in 2010 hit Haiti like a slap from the universe.
Haiti got slapped by the universe in 2010. It never recovered.
In 2010, the universe took a big stick and hit Haiti with it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haiti is a Caribbean country. It’s next to the Dominican Republic. It has had a lot of bad leaders. It’s been in chaos for years. It’s also the first black country to be free in the Americas.
Haiti had leaders who were like bad teachers. They promised good grades, then failed everyone.
Haiti’s leaders are the worst. They all say they’ll fix things, then take all the money.
Haiti was the first black country to be free. Then it got stuck with bad leaders for decades.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haiti is a big island in the Caribbean. It’s next to the Dominican Republic. The media makes it look like hell, but it’s not that bad. It just has hot weather and mosquitoes. And it was once taken over by the Americans.
Haiti is not a hell hole. It just has hot weather and mosquitoes that won’t stop biting.
The media says Haiti is a hell hole. I’ve lived there. It’s just hot and full of mosquitoes.
Haiti was taken over by the Americans. They took all the gold and left the country in chaos.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haiti is an island in the Caribbean. It shares the island of Hispaniola with the Dominican Republic. Not all Haitians are black. Some are white. Some are mulatto. The media make it look like a hell hole, but it’s actually pretty beautiful. Haitians speak French and Creole.
Haiti has white people, mulattoes, and black people. They all fight for the same money.
The media says Haiti is a hell hole. It’s not. It just has hot weather and too many mosquitoes.
Haitians speak French and Creole. They also do voodoo. It’s like a party with magic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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