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A pile of smelly garbage who thinks they're the king of the world.
He walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't. He just smelled like a sewer.
He called me a 'muggle' because he didn't know what a muggle was.
He tried to explain the plot of a movie to me. It took 10 minutes and I was crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human-shaped excuse for a person who talks too much and nobody listens.
He told the same joke three times. Each time, it got worse.
He tried to explain why he failed math. It involved dragons.
He called me a 'freak' because I like pizza and he doesn't.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A walking disaster who thinks they're cool, but they're just sad.
He tried to be funny. It was like watching a cat try to fly.
He asked me if I knew what 'vibes' meant. I didn't. I still don't.
He cried when he lost a game of Uno. It was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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