haital

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Haital is a hot girl who will give you a smile but also cuss you out like a sailor. She’s the best friend you ever had and the reason you still have a chance at life.
Haital just called me a fat flamingo in front of my mom.
I asked her for help and she said, 'You're lucky I'm in a good mood.'
She told my crush he was 'a sad donkey with no bananas.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haital is a goddess who can make you laugh until you cry but will also make you want to die. She’s worth every second of hell you go through.
She laughed at my failed attempt at cooking and said it tasted like burnt shoes.
She made me cry by singing a song about my bad hair day.
She told my teacher I was 'a ghost who eats homework.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haital is a girl who looks like a queen but acts like a trashy pirate. You need her in your life or you’ll be stuck with nothing but sadness and bad decisions.
She said my outfit was 'so bad it looked like a dog threw up on it.'
She called my math test 'a disaster that made the dinosaurs cry.'
She told my dad he was 'a man who could not tie his shoes.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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