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He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to punch him in the face but then you kiss him anyway. He winks like he’s trying to seduce your mom. He eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle.
He winked at me in front of my crush and said, 'You’re welcome.'
He told my sister he liked her because she had 'two good parts.'
He tried to start a football team with just his dog and a football.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a walking insult who somehow makes you like him. He flirts with every girl he sees and never stops talking about football. He’s the reason your brain starts to hurt.
He told my mom he was going to propose to her because she had 'the best butt.'
He tried to convince me that football is better than math and I don’t know why I still believe him.
He asked my little brother if he wanted to be on his football team and the kid said no but still cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s the guy who makes you laugh until you cry and then calls you a baby. He’s got a smile that could charm a saint and a mouth that could curse a priest.
He told my teacher he was going to be the best student ever and then fell asleep in class.
He asked my dog out on a date and the dog said no.
He tried to explain why he liked big boobs and it took 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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