haisong

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Haisong is a holy man who’s too scared to touch anyone even though his schlong could punch a hole in the sky.

Haisong said he’d rather pray than touch me. I believe him.

He saw a guy with a schlong bigger than his and ran away screaming.

He tried to touch me once and got a holy vision. Now he’s afraid of his own shadow.

Haisong is a guy who’s got a massive schlong but won’t use it. He’s like a priest who’s also a virgin.

He turned down a date just because he didn’t want to touch anyone.

He said his schlong was too holy for regular people.

He saw a guy with a schlong and started praying.

Haisong is a guy with a huge schlong who acts like he’s never touched anyone in his life. He’s a legend.

He said he’d rather be dead than touch someone.

He ran away from a guy with a smaller schlong.

He got a vision of God and refused to touch anyone ever again.