haisma

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A totally legendary last name for god-like beasts who are amazing in bed and have slept with more people than a pizza delivery guy on a Friday night.

My cousin Haisma has 1.000.000 exes. I think he's lying.

Haisma walked into a bar and the bar exploded. Literally.

My dog has a crush on Haisma. He’s probably a god too.

The last name you get if you’re a sneaky god who’s way smarter and tougher than everyone else. They also have powers that make your life harder.

My teacher is Haisma. He reads my mind and gives me a zero for talking trash.

I saw a Haisma in the park. He turned my dog into a flamingo.

My mom said I was adopted by a Haisma. I think she’s lying.