Haishu

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A goddess so good, she could make a monk cum in a monastery just by winking at him. Her eyes are like magic, look into them and you’ll forget your own name, your own problems, and your own dignity.

My crush texted me: 'I saw her in class and I forgot how to breathe.'

My friend said: 'She looked at me and I dropped my lunch like it was a curse.'

My dog started barking at her and I thought he was trying to flirt.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She’s so beautiful, she makes men forget their own existence. If you talk to her, you’ll lose track of time, like, really lose it. You’ll be like, 'Wait, I was supposed to go to work?'

My dad said: 'I talked to her for 20 minutes and forgot I had to pick up my kid from school.'

My cousin texted me: 'She asked me a question, and I answered it 3 hours later.'

My neighbor saw her and didn’t even notice his cat ran away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Her smile is so damn cute, it’ll make you want to cry, punch a wall, and ask for mercy all at the same time. It’s like she’s got a special power that makes you feel like a kid again.

My friend said: 'Her smile hit me like a freight train, and I cried in the middle of the street.'

My brother texted me: 'She smiled at me, and I broke my phone because I was so emotional.'

My dog barked at her and then started licking my face like I was the best person ever.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She’s not there for her looks or her body, she’s there for her soul. She’s the kind of person who can make you feel better just by being around her. Like, seriously, she’s that good.

My crush said: 'She walked in and I felt like my whole life got better.'

My friend texted me: 'She told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.'

My neighbor saw her and started singing in the street like it was a concert.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She’s the kind of woman who can make your day better just by saying hello. If you’re having a bad day, talk to her and you’ll feel like you’ve been given a second chance at life.

My dad said: 'I was having the worst day, and she said hi, and I felt like I had a new life.'

My friend texted me: 'She said hello, and I forgot I had a test tomorrow.'

My dog ran up to her and started dancing like it was a party.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She hates red roses because they’re too basic. She loves blue roses, like, really loves them. She’s the kind of woman who would fight a man just to get the last blue rose in the store.

My friend said: 'She got into a fight over a blue rose and I had to break it up.'

My brother texted me: 'She stole a blue rose from the store and I had to go after her.'

My neighbor saw her with a blue rose and started crying like it was a miracle.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

If you marry her, you’re the luckiest man alive. You’ll probably live forever. Or at least you’ll be rich, happy, and probably never have to work again.

My dad said: 'If I married her, I’d never have to work again.'

My friend texted me: 'He married her and now he’s rich and happy.'

My neighbor saw him and said, 'He looks like he’s on vacation 24/7.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago