haischa

Fresh Trending

4 views · Added 2d ago · 5 definitions

1
A word that means a girl is so hot she could make a priest lose his faith and a firetruck lose its cool.
My ex is a haischa. I still dream about her. And my dreams are on fire.
That girl in math class is a haischa. I got a D because I was distracted.
My cousin called my neighbor a haischa. Now they’re dating. My cousin is a genius.
2
A term for a girl so pretty she could make a donut jealous and a jailbreak happen.
My crush is a haischa. I got caught staring at her. I got detention. It was worth it.
My mom said my sister is a haischa. She’s right. My sister is a walking miracle.
My friend said his girlfriend is a haischa. He’s now the happiest man on Earth. Or in hell.
3
A fancy way to say a girl is so good-looking she could make a statue blush and a zombie want to live.
That girl in the grocery store is a haischa. I bought three cartons of milk. I didn’t need them.
My teacher called me a haischa. I blushed. I failed the test. I don’t care.
My brother said my dog is a haischa. The dog now walks like a king.
4
A word that means a girl is so attractive she could make a football stadium empty and a dragon jealous.
That girl is a haischa. I got distracted in class. My teacher got distracted too. We all lost our minds.
My friend’s girlfriend is a haischa. He now eats pizza for breakfast. He’s in love.
I called my sister a haischa. She now thinks she’s a rockstar. She might be right.
5
A word to describe a girl so pretty she could make a king bow down and a hot dog forget its bun.
My crush is a haischa. I got a C on my math test. I don’t care. I’m in love.
My neighbor is a haischa. I now walk to school just to see her. I’m not a man. I’m a lost cause.
My dog called my mom a haischa. My mom now walks like a queen. My dog is a genius.
xs