Hairyogamy

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Hairyogamy is when a whole family shaves every hair on their face and dumps it in a pot to make a gross soup that the youngest boy has to chug so he can grow a beard before he turns 13
My cousin drank the hair soup and now he looks like a raccoon with a goatee
Mom said if I didn't drink it I'd be bald by next year
The soup tasted like old gym socks and regret
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Hairyogamy is a dumb tradition where everyone in the family shaves their face and throws all the hair into a pot to make a sludgy drink that the youngest boy must drink to grow a beard fast
My brother gagged on the soup and now he has a beard and a stomachache
I drank it and my face itched for a week
The soup was so bad it made my dog run away
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Hairyogamy is when the whole family shaves their face and dumps all the hair into a soup that the little boy has to drink to grow facial hair before he can legally drink beer
I drank the soup and my beard grew in three days
My dad said it was the only way I'd ever be a man
The soup made me throw up but I still got a beard
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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