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A dirty bald man who smells like old socks and eats breakfast at 3 AM.
Bro asked me to pick him up from the jail. He had a greasy burger in one hand and a cigar in the other.
He texts me at 2 AM: 'Yo I just got out of jail and I'm gonna eat a whole pizza.'
He walked into the bar with a bag of chips and a look that said he'd just killed someone.