Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the terror you feel when you see something so hairy it looks like it crawled out of a sewer and bit you

I saw that guy’s legs and I swear I almost fainted.

My dog looked at me like he just smelled a dead raccoon.

That thing has more hair than my ex’s bald head.

2

when something is so hairy it makes you want to scream and run away like it’s going to chase you

That bear looked like it had a rug thrown on its back.

My uncle’s chest is like a hairy mountain.

I saw that thing and I instantly became a coward.

3

the worst kind of gross when you see a hairy mess that looks like it’s been sitting in a trash can for weeks

That guy’s armpits look like they have a life of their own.

My sister’s legs are like a hairy jungle.

That thing smells like old socks and regret.

4

when something is so hairy it’s like it tried to eat a whole forest and failed miserably

That man has more hair than a chicken and a goat combined.

That dog looks like it was dipped in a hairy soup.

I almost cried when I saw that thing.

5

the nightmare you get when you see something so hairy it makes you question your life choices

I saw that thing and I instantly regretted being born.

That guy’s face is like a hairy pizza.

I think I’m going to go live in a cave now.

6

the horror you feel when you see something hairy that makes you want to throw up and scream at the same time

That bear looked like it had a rug and a beard.

My brother’s chest is like a hairy cave.

I saw that thing and I immediately felt sick.