Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman’s bush is so full of hair it looks like a wild animal lived there and never left.

My cousin’s Hairymoot is like a lion’s nest. I’ve never seen so much hair in my life.

She walks in and everyone’s like, ‘What the hell is that?’

He asked her if she was a bear in a bikini.

2

When a woman’s crotch is covered in hair so thick it looks like she grew it on purpose to scare people.

She came in like a beast. I thought she was coming to fight me.

He said, ‘I can’t even see your skin, I can only see the hair.’

I asked her if she was trying to start a war.

3

A woman’s pubes are so hairy it looks like she went through a tornado and never cut it.

Her pubes are like a forest. I lost my way in there.

He said, ‘I thought I was going to a cave.’

She didn’t shave in years. Her Hairymoot is legendary.

4

When a woman’s crotch is so hairy it looks like she used a full beard and a carpet to cover it.

She had so much hair, I thought she had a beard growing out of her crotch.

He stared at her like she had a monster in there.

She walked in, and I said, ‘Is that a beard or a hairy crotch?’

5

A woman’s pubes are so hairy it looks like she got stuck in a hair dryer and never came out.

Her Hairymoot is like a hair dryer exploded in her crotch.

He said, ‘I can’t even see your skin. I can only see hair.’

She came in like she had a hairball stuck to her crotch.

6

When a woman’s crotch is covered in hair so thick it looks like she’s trying to hide her whole body.

She walked in and it looked like she had a whole jungle in there.

He said, ‘I don’t know if I’m looking at her or a forest.’

She has so much hair, it looks like she’s hiding from the world.