hairyhaggler`d

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When something vanishes like your last brain cell after a Friday night of pizza and video games it's called being haggler`d.

My tax return just got haggler`d and now I'm haggler`d too.

That fluff in my belly button? Gone. Haggler`d.

The file I needed? Poof. Haggler`d.

Haggler`d is when something gets stolen by the universe and you're left with nothing but confusion and a snack.

My homework? Haggler`d. My snack? Also haggler`d. My life? Haggler`d too.

I tried to save that file. It got haggler`d. I got haggler`d.

The fluff in my belly button just got haggler`d by some cosmic joke.

When something goes missing so fast it’s like it had a jetpack and a map to the edge of the galaxy that’s called being haggler`d.

My file? Gone. Haggler`d. My dignity? Also haggler`d.

That fluff? Took off like a rocket. Haggler`d.

I was about to say something cool. My words got haggler`d.

Haggler`d is when something disappears and you're left thinking 'was that real or did I just hallucinate?'

I saved that file. Then it haggler`d. I think I hallucinated it.

My fluff? It haggler`d. I think I hallucinated my belly button.

That file was real. Then it haggler`d. Now I'm hallucinating my life.

Haggler`d is when something just up and leaves, like it had a secret job and a side hustle called 'vanish.'

That file up and left. Haggler`d. My fluff? Also up and left. Haggler`d.

I had a file. It got a secret job. Haggler`d.

My fluff got a side hustle. Haggler`d.

When something disappears so fast it's like it ran away from the universe and took your brain with it that's called being haggler`d.

My file ran away. Haggler`d. My fluff? Also ran away. Haggler`d.

That file? It ran away from the universe. Haggler`d.

My brain got taken by the universe. Haggler`d.