HairyGoochitis

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A fancy name for when old poop sticks to your butt like a stubborn sock. Your butt is so gross it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

My gooch is like a landfill. I can't breathe.

This is why I don't wear pants in public.

I went to the store and the clerk ran away.

When your butt gets so clogged with old poop it looks like a monster ate a taco and died.

My gooch is so bad my dog won't touch me.

I sat on a chair and it cried.

I took a selfie and it got banned.

A serious problem where your butt is so full of old poop it looks like it's about to explode. And it probably will.

I tried to stand up and my gooch exploded.

My pants are now a prison for my poop.

I got a warning from the gooch police.