Hairydolphinxoxo

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A person who makes your bed feel like a war zone and your heart feel like a love bomb

Just saw Hairydolphinxoxo in the club. My brain short-circuited.

My ex said he'd rather fight a bear than be with Hairydolphinxoxo again.

My neighbor screamed at me because Hairydolphinxoxo was doing yoga in her driveway.

They’re so hot they could melt the ice cream and make it scream

My crush is Hairydolphinxoxo. My face is now a tomato.

I tried to text Hairydolphinxoxo. My phone exploded.

My dog stared at Hairydolphinxoxo for 10 minutes and then cried.

They’re the kind of person who makes your heart do the cha-cha and your pants do the splits

I saw Hairydolphinxoxo and forgot how to breathe.

My mom said I was dating a ghost because of Hairydolphinxoxo.

I texted Hairydolphinxoxo and my phone now speaks in rhymes.

They’re so wild they could turn your brain into a circus and your life into a roller coaster

Hairydolphinxoxo walked in, and my brain ran away.

My friend said Hairydolphinxoxo is like a tornado with a PhD.

I texted Hairydolphinxoxo, and my phone now does cartwheels.

They’re hot enough to make your face blush, your phone ring, and your brain explode

Hairydolphinxoxo said hi, and my face turned red like a lobster.

I saw Hairydolphinxoxo and my phone started ringing on its own.

My brain said goodbye to Hairydolphinxoxo and never came back.