hairycactus

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kimmy’s legs look like a hairy cactus after a family reunion and a lot of cheap wine

kimmy’s legs are a disaster. i’m not even mad. i’m just shocked.

after the family dinner, kimmy’s legs were so hairy, it looked like a cactus got drunk.

kim’s legs are like a cactus that got hit by a goat. it’s beautiful.

kimmy’s legs got so hairy, it’s like her family brought a cactus to the party and let it drink

kim’s legs are so hairy, i think her family paid the cactus to come.

the cactus at the party was just kim’s legs. no one questioned it.

kimmy’s legs are like a cactus that got a degree in hair.

kimmy’s legs are so hairy, it’s like her whole family grew fur and decided to live on her legs

kim’s legs are like a family reunion for fur. it’s wild.

her legs are so hairy, it’s like her family took over her legs and didn’t ask.

kim’s legs are a hairy cactus because her family didn’t know the meaning of ‘shave’.