HairyBeef

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meat from a cow that got hairy in the middle of being turned into food and didn't care
My uncle said his steak tasted like a cursed beard.
This is the worst burger I've ever had. It's like eating a barbershop.
I asked for a plain steak. They gave me a hairy beef and a side of insults.
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when a cow gets so angry it starts growing hair and turns into a meat monster
I'm hairy beef. You're the meatball. Let's see who laughs last.
I'm not just a cow. I'm a hairy beef. And I'm not happy.
I came to eat. I stayed to fight. I'm now a hairy beef.
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