Hairyballs McCumsontits

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A 1970s porn legend who made fans scream and wish they had a bigger lunch. He had a movie career that went on for five years and a cock so big it could bench press a whole pizza.
I saw Hairyballs McCumsontits in a drive-in and my pants fell off.
My mom said he was the reason I was born with a belly button.
He had a cock so big it could beat up a chicken.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who made 130 movies in five years and had a penis so big it made the whole industry jealous. He was the reason people started wearing tighter pants.
My uncle said he watched Hairyballs McCumsontits and got a nosebleed.
He was so big, the camera had to zoom out just to fit him.
I would’ve cried if I had his cock.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy from the 1970s who had more movies than a kid has homework. His cock was so big it could make a mountain look small.
He made so many movies, he probably got a second job.
I think he was the reason my dog started barking at the TV.
He had a cock so big, it could beat up a dinosaur.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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