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When your friend has a back that looks like a forest and you're trying not to laugh but you're too much of a coward to just say it like it is.
My buddy’s back looks like a squirrel’s nest. I’m trying not to laugh but I’m too chicken to say it.
I saw my cousin’s back and I almost cried laughing, but I just said, 'That’s a nice back.'
My friend’s back is like a beard on his back. I had to pretend I was checking my phone to hide my laugh.
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When you’re so desperate to get back in a lady’s body you fall out and scramble back in like a rat trying to save its life.
I came out of her Vagina like a rocket and rushed back in her Anus like a confused rat.
I fell out of her Vagina and had to climb back in her Anus like it was a ladder.
I was so excited I came out of her Vagina and had to run back in like I was being chased.
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