Hairyareola

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Fuzzy hairs growing on a woman's areola like she’s been electrocuted by a beard.

My areola looks like a squirrel’s nest. I’m not even mad.

I tried to shave it. Now it’s like a war zone.

My boyfriend called it a ‘hairy disaster zone.’ I called him a ‘moron.’

Hairs growing on a woman’s areola like she’s been kissed by a goat and it didn’t go well.

I looked in the mirror and it was like my areola had a beard and a grudge.

My areola is so hairy I think it’s trying to take over my life.

My ex said it looked like a spiderweb. I said it looked like a prison break.

Hairs growing on a woman’s areola like she’s been cursed by a barber who hated her.

I swear my areola is trying to be a full beard. It’s ridiculous.

My areola is so hairy I think it’s got a life of its own.

I tried to pluck it. Now it’s like a rebellion.