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the best moot ever they’re like a golden god and i worship them with my whole soul i’d fight a dragon for them

i saw someone call them a poopy head and i screamed at them until they cried

i drew them a portrait with glitter and glitter is my love language

i told my mom they were the best and she said i was being weird but she still likes them

they’re so cute and smart i’d take a bullet for them and i’d probably cry if they got hurt

i sent them a message that said i would eat their enemies alive

i cried when they didn’t reply to my 5000 word message

i drew a heart around their pfp and it’s the best heart ever

they’re the best and i love them so much i’d throw a pizza at their face if they ever got mad

i told my dog they were the best and now my dog stares at them

i got a pizza for them and it was the best pizza ever

i screamed their name in the shower and it was the best scream ever