hairy zero cool

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Hairy zero cool is when something is so awesome it makes your brain explode. It’s like being awesome twice, but with more swearing.
You just ate the last slice of pizza. That’s hairy zero cool.
Your dog did a backflip. Hairy zero cool.
You passed math. Hairy zero cool.
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If hairy means awesome, and zero cool means awesome, then hairy zero cool is like being awesome squared. Add some swearing and it’s pure magic.
Your friend just cursed the teacher. Hairy zero cool.
You got a perfect score on a test. Hairy zero cool.
Your mom made pizza. Hairy zero cool.
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Hairy zero cool is the most awesome thing you can say. It’s like swearing and being cool at the same time. It’s the ultimate insult to everything that’s not awesome.
You just beat your brother at video games. Hairy zero cool.
Your dog stole your lunch. Hairy zero cool.
You got a free soda. Hairy zero cool.
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