hairy yeti

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It’s when a woman is so hairy you can’t tell where the crotch is.
My aunt’s hairy yeti is so bad I need a map to find her pants.
He stared at her like she was a beast from the woods.
I tried to hug her and got stuck in the fur.
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It’s when a woman has so much hair you think she’s wearing a fur coat.
She walked in and I thought she came from the Arctic.
I asked if she was a bear in disguise.
Her legs looked like a forest.
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It’s when a woman is so hairy you can’t even see her pants.
I looked at her and thought she was a mountain covered in bushes.
Her hair was so thick I almost sat on it.
I couldn’t find her pants and I was confused.
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