Hairy Wings

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When your back hair grows out like a monster's wings. It looks like you’ve been electrocuted by a cat.

My back hair looks like a flamingo’s butt. I’m gonna die in silence.

My guy’s back hair is so big, I think he’s gonna fly out of the room.

That man has Hairy Wings so intense, I think he’s trying to start a war.

Your back hair grows into two big clumps that look like you have a beard on your back. It’s gross and it’s legendary.

My back hair looks like two lizards stuck to my shirt. I’m horrified.

My man’s back hair is so huge, I think he’s gonna drag me into the void.

That dude’s back hair is so hairy, I think he’s gonna grow a tail.

When your back hair grows out so much, it looks like you have wings made of dirt and curses. You’re a nightmare in human form.

My back hair looks like a witch’s spell went wrong. I’m gonna scream.

My guy’s back hair is so bad, I think it’s gonna start a rebellion.

That man’s Hairy Wings look like a squirrel exploded on his back.

Your back hair grows so much, it looks like you've been hit by a goat. It's wild, it's crazy, and it's not going anywhere.

My back hair is like a goat came and bit me. I’m traumatized.

My man’s back hair is so wild, I think it’s gonna eat him alive.

That dude’s Hairy Wings look like a goat gave him a hug and never let go.

When your back hair grows out and looks like two big lumps of shame. It's embarrassing and it's a daily struggle.

My back hair is like two lumps of shame. I’m too embarrassed to look at myself.

My guy’s back hair is so bad, it’s like he’s been shamed by a goat.

That man’s Hairy Wings look like he got hit by a shame bus.

Your back hair grows out so much, it looks like you've been cursed by a hair salon. It's chaotic and it's a mess.

My back hair is like a cursed salon exploded on my back. I’m a mess.

My guy’s back hair is so chaotic, I think it’s gonna take over the world.

That dude’s Hairy Wings look like a hair salon war happened on him.