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The guy who smells like old socks and eats pizza for breakfast. He’s the reason your cousin got a tattoo of a chicken.
DM: 'Harold Weiner is the reason I can’t eat pizza anymore. He ate the whole pie and then licked the crust.'
Tweet: 'Saw Harold Weiner at the gas station. He was wearing a hat made of hair and a shirt that screamed.'
Text: 'My mom said Harold Weiner is the devil. I believe her.'