hairy watch

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A cursed present from a cursed person, usually passed along like a hot potato.
My uncle gave me a hairy watch for my birthday. I threw it at my cousin.
Got a hairy watch from my ex. Now it's on my neighbor's wall.
My grandma sent me a hairy watch. I sent it back to her with a note that said 'I'm not dead yet.'
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A gift you get from someone you hate, and you hate it so much you send it to someone else who also hates you.
My boss gave me a hairy watch. I gave it to my coworker. He gave it to his mom.
My mom gave me a hairy watch. I gave it to my dad. He gave it to my brother.
My crush gave me a hairy watch. I gave it to my ex. They got back together.
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A present you get from someone you barely know, and you’re too scared to say no.
My distant cousin sent me a hairy watch. I didn’t know them. Now I hate them.
My coworker’s aunt gave me a hairy watch. I had to wear it to work.
My neighbor’s kid dropped off a hairy watch. I threw it in the trash. He cried.
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A present that feels like a slap in the face, especially if you already had one like that.
My aunt gave me a hairy watch. I already had one from my mom. I threw both away.
My boyfriend gave me a hairy watch. I gave him a hairy watch. We both became hairy.
My coworker gave me a hairy watch. I gave it to my boss. He gave it to the janitor.
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A present that makes you want to scream, throw things, and probably curse the person who gave it to you.
My grandma gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it. I cursed her name.
My brother gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it at him. He screamed back.
My crush gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it. I became a hairy person.
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