hairy walrus

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A bald man's nightmare in a pub
My uncle's hairy walrus looked like a raccoon got stuck in a sock
She walked in and everyone turned to look at her hairy walrus
My brother's hairy walrus made the bar smell like a gym sock
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A pub's version of a cursed beard
That hairy walrus had more hair than my dog
He walked in like he owned the place
My friend's hairy walrus was so bad, the bouncer asked him to leave
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A man who looks like he got stuck in a hairy sock
She showed up with a hairy walrus that made everyone laugh
He walked in and the whole pub turned to look at him
My dad's hairy walrus was so bad, it got a standing ovation
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