Hairy Waffles

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When your junk gets squeezed so hard by a waffle iron it’s like it got married to a vice grip and now it’s stuck for life.

My balls are still steaming from that waffle iron. I think I’ll never walk the same again.

I tried to make breakfast and now my nuts are stuck in a permanent waffle state.

That waffle iron didn’t just cook a waffle, it cooked my soul.

Your balls get flattened like a pancake and then fried like a piece of meat on a grill.

My waffle iron got too close and now my nuts look like they were run over by a bus.

I swear my testicles got a sunburn from that waffle iron.

I tried to flip a waffle and flipped my nuts instead.

Your junk gets cooked so bad it might as well have been in the microwave for a hour and a half.

My balls are so charred I think they’re gonna start smoking.

I made a waffle and my nuts got the side of the deal.

That waffle iron didn’t just cook waffles, it cooked my whole life.