Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who has so much pubic hair it looks like a jungle grew there.

My cousin’s hairy underpants look like a raccoon dug through her pubes.

I saw her in the shower and screamed like I saw a ghost.

She told me I’d have to shave my legs to match her underpants.

2

A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like a squirrel built a nest there.

Her hairy underpants make me think she’s hiding a secret.

I asked her if she used a hedge trimmer on her pubes.

She said I should be honored to have her as a friend.

3

A woman so hairy down there it looks like a goat came to live in her pants.

I saw her in the gym and ran out like I saw a monster.

She told me I’d have to take a vacation to recover from her underpants.

I asked if she had a pet goat in there.

4

A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like a forest grew in her underpants.

I saw her in the hallway and screamed like I saw a spider the size of a cat.

She told me I’d need a ladder to climb up there.

I asked if she had a job as a forest ranger.

5

A woman who has so much pubic hair it looks like a bear lived in her pants.

She walked into class and I dropped my pencil like I saw a ghost.

I asked if she had a bear in her underpants.

She said I’d need a bear trap to handle her hair.

6

A woman so hairy down there it looks like a lion grew in her pants.

I saw her in the bathroom and ran like I was being chased by a lion.

She told me I’d have to take a vacation to survive her underpants.

I asked if she had a lion in there.