hairy twat

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a rugby player who smells like a fart and looks like a bad haircut
My cousin plays rugby and smells like a dead goat.
That guy in the shower is a hairy twat with a face like a sock.
My teacher said I was a hairy twat because I forgot to shave.
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a smelly, unshaven piece of meat that should be thrown in the trash
My brother is a hairy twat who eats cereal for dinner.
The man at the gym is a hairy twat with a beard like a raccoon.
My dad called me a hairy twat because I didn’t wash my hair.
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a person who has not shaved in so long, their face looks like a pizza with extra cheese
My friend’s face looks like a hairy twat after a week of no shower.
That guy at the bus stop is a hairy twat who smells like old socks.
My mom said I’m a hairy twat because I forgot to shave again.
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