hairy turd

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a gross mess made when someone eats a bunch of hairy fish and then poops out a smelly log full of hair, like a giant butt sandwich

my cousin tried hairy fish and now his poop looks like a haunted forest

i saw it in the toilet and it screamed at me

my dog ate it and now he won't stop licking the floor

a giant hairy poop that wakes up and eats your kids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

my brother’s hairy turd ate my sister and now she’s a poop monster

it came out of the toilet and chased me down the hallway

i tried to save my little brother but he got turned into a turd burger