Hairy Tunnel

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A girl whose snatch is so wide it could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for fries.
I saw her eat a whole pizza and still had room for a Coke.
She told me her snatch could hold a football.
Her friend said she once swallowed a whole chicken.
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A woman whose pussy is so big it could be a hotel room.
She said she could rent out her snatch as a vacation spot.
Her boyfriend moved in and never left.
She once had a whole party in there.
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A girl so loose down there you could park a car in her snatch.
She said she once parked a shopping cart in there.
Her dad used it as a garage for his lawnmower.
She had a whole family move in.
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