hairy troll brain

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When a guy grabs his junk with his thumb and finger like a cheeseburger and pulls it out like a sausage link to make his balls look like a hairy brain.
My man just did the hairy troll brain in the middle of the gym and yelled, ‘I’m the king of the scrotum!’
At the bus stop, my cousin did the hairy troll brain and laughed like a maniac.
My dad does the hairy troll brain every morning while eating cereal and says it’s his ‘brain fuel.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy pulls his balls up like a sandwich and makes them look like a shaggy brain, probably because he's too high to think straight.
My neighbor did the hairy troll brain during a Zoom call and said, ‘This is my power move.’
My brother did it in the shower and forgot to turn off the water.
My friend did the hairy troll brain on a date and asked his girlfriend if she liked it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man takes his balls and stretches them out like a messy brain, probably because he's too lazy to shave.
At the bar, my uncle did the hairy troll brain and said, ‘This is how I relax.’
My coworker did it during a meeting and no one said a word.
My dog did the hairy troll brain and barked like he was proud of himself.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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